"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
"In school the Pythagorean Theorem and Quadratic Formula were instilled in my mind, but I never remembered how to love myself. I was taught how to differentiate an arithmetic sequence from a geometric sequence, but never how to differentiate the nice boys from the boys who just wanted to use me. I was told to stop bullying and take a stand, but never how to go about it. I learned that taste buds have a lifespan of about two weeks, but never why I could still taste him months after he left. I could recite paragraphs in Latin but was left speechless when someone asked what I liked about myself."